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American Horror Story Lines You Can Use in Real Life

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54 American Horror Story Lines You Can Use in Real Life

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American Horror Story might be one of the most twisted shows around, but it also has some of the most clever dialogue on television. Now that American Horror Story: Hotel has come to an end, we're finding ways to tide ourselves over until the next season arrives. We're taking a look at the show's most-quotable moments — and how they might apply to your own real-life situations.
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When Someone Spills Red Wine on Your Enemy's White Carpet — 11 When Someone Spills Red Wine on Your Enemy's White Carpet

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When You Call Your Friend and They're Like, "I Was Just Thinking About You!" — 17 When You Call Your Friend and They're Like, "I Was Just Thinking About You!"

When Everyone Can Just Die — 18 When Everyone Can Just Die

When Anyone Says Something That Has Nothing to Do With You — 19 When Anyone Says Something That Has Nothing to Do With You

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When Someone Thinks They Know You, and They're Wrong — 23 When Someone Thinks They Know You, and They're Wrong

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When Someone Tries to Tell You What to Do — 25 When Someone Tries to Tell You What to Do

When Someone Thinks She's the Next Supreme — 26 When Someone Thinks She's the Next Supreme

When You're Ready to Become the Next YouTube Sensation — 27 When You're Ready to Become the Next YouTube Sensation

When You Just Can't Accept Reality — 28 When You Just Can't Accept Reality

When That B*tch Thought She'd Seen the Last of You — 29 When That B*tch Thought She'd Seen the Last of You

When Someone Makes You Grilled Cheese and It Sucks but You Don't Want to Offend Them — 30 When Someone Makes You Grilled Cheese and It Sucks but You Don't Want to Offend Them

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When You Go to Your Friend's House and Raid Their Pantry — 35 When You Go to Your Friend's House and Raid Their Pantry

When You've Been Dead Awhile, and You Get Resurrected, and You Need a Cigarette — 36 When You've Been Dead Awhile, and You Get Resurrected, and You Need a Cigarette

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When Someone's Disrespectin' You — 38 When Someone's Disrespectin' You

When You Think This Might Be Knotty Pine, but You Want to Be Sure — 39 When You Think This Might Be Knotty Pine, but You Want to Be Sure

When You're the Wrong Witch to Mess With, and Someone Messes With You — 40 When You're the Wrong Witch to Mess With, and Someone Messes With You

When You're Honestly Just Wondering Where Your Treat Is — 41 When You're Honestly Just Wondering Where Your Treat Is

When You Accidentally Kill Your Friend's Boyfriend — 42 When You Accidentally Kill Your Friend's Boyfriend

When You Don't Like Someone — 43 When You Don't Like Someone

When Someone Clearly Won't Move On, and They Need To — 44 When Someone Clearly Won't Move On, and They Need To

When You're About to Get Burned at the Stake, and You Can Only Say One Word — 45 When You're About to Get Burned at the Stake, and You Can Only Say One Word

When You Think You're Discreet, but You're Actually Not That Discreet — 46 When You Think You're Discreet, but You're Actually Not That Discreet

When Your Name Is Tate, and You're Dead, and You Meet a Hot Girl — 47 When Your Name Is Tate, and You're Dead, and You Meet a Hot Girl

When Your Frickin' Vagina Is Sweating — 48 When Your Frickin' Vagina Is Sweating

When You're Just Mad For Tartan — 49 When You're Just Mad For Tartan

When You Don't Give a Sh*t — 50 When You Don't Give a Sh*t

When You Like the Sound of That — 51 When You Like the Sound of That

When You Just Want Everyone to Rejoice — 52 When You Just Want Everyone to Rejoice

When You're as Dead as Disco — 53 When You're as Dead as Disco

When You Can't Eat, and You Also Can't Sleep — 54 When You Can't Eat, and You Also Can't Sleep

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